Halloween XV

Halloween is here and the horrors at @bonuspoint thought we'd give you a treat rather than a trick with our matchday programme of fifteen monsters.

Even though it's October the thirty-first and rugby only has thirty men on a field, the differences aren't as weird as you might think.

So pull out your fake teeth, and take off your witch's hat whilst having a look at these horrors.

Venue: Ravenhill

Teams: The Munsters vs London Irish X-Files

Coach: Die Young

 

1.     Paultergeist James

2.     Lee Fears

3.     Addams Family Jones

4.     Dean Mummy

5.     Simon Texas Chain-Shaw Massacre

6.     Chris Robsaw VI

7.     Scary Dusatoir

8.     Imanol Horrornordoquy

 

9.     Morgan Parra-normal Activity

10.  Toby Fake Blood

11.  Andrew Tremble

12.  Gavin Henson of Dracula

13.  Frankensteyn

14.  Chris Slashton

15.  Devil Armitage

Replacements: William Creepy Servant, Tom Haunted Wood, James Hound of the Baskerville, Mike Blair-Witch Project , Here’s Jonny Wilkinson, Sam Norton-Kightmare on Elm Street.

Classics: Zombie Brooke, Rupert Fullmoon, John Creaky Dawes, Philippe Haunted Sella, Dusty Scare, David Campfire Storiese 

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